I overheard this morning at breakfast that the Linen Cupboard was quite full last night. There was a flood of Groovion moonbombs at the hotel and everyone was all of a flutter. I thought about taking a peek inside, then thought better of it, so I stayed on the top terraces with Lady Chi Chi and Baron Twist, who were telling me of the most scandalous affair that has been going on in the Royal Court of Zephoron in the 27th century on planet Loolan. I have to say I was rather shocked, so much so that the details cannot be written about here. I have never been one for tittle-tattle, but I do think that running off with the ambassador’s son from planet Fedoran was a rather reckless move on the Princess’s part, especially as she’s married to the Crimson Duke.
